Message from @pup

Discord ID: 654477141173338135


2019-12-12 00:14:21 UTC  

Bagged milk just sounds like an unnecessarily inconvenient hassle

2019-12-12 00:14:39 UTC  

it is

2019-12-12 00:14:54 UTC  

You dont even know the horrors of trying to open them without scissors

2019-12-12 00:15:12 UTC  

Good thing Fiskars is a Finnish company

2019-12-12 00:15:15 UTC  

You need to buy a holder for the milk bag, scissors, and the milk to get that shit working

2019-12-12 00:15:22 UTC  

Got like 5 pairs of good scissors in my house

2019-12-12 00:15:28 UTC  

<:caf:606337740803407880>

2019-12-12 00:15:32 UTC  

Why don't you just use those thing that are specifically made to cut the bags

2019-12-12 00:15:46 UTC  

Scissors?

2019-12-12 00:15:58 UTC  

lmao

2019-12-12 00:16:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/654476568244256798/41SSfv5GPSL._SX466_.jpg

2019-12-12 00:16:28 UTC  

I think I'd heat the milk in the microwave, stick it in a jug and use it as a fleshlight

2019-12-12 00:16:38 UTC  

Mate why the fuck would anyone have that shit sitting around the house

2019-12-12 00:17:07 UTC  

Why not

2019-12-12 00:17:16 UTC  

Because there are scissors

2019-12-12 00:17:23 UTC  

Which are much more useful

2019-12-12 00:17:25 UTC  

And versatile

2019-12-12 00:17:56 UTC  

yea but like

2019-12-12 00:18:09 UTC  

since you got all that bagged milk

2019-12-12 00:18:30 UTC  

professional bag cutter best

2019-12-12 00:18:45 UTC  

Wish we had big milk jugs like amerifats

2019-12-12 00:18:55 UTC  

But my scissors aren't magnetic

2019-12-12 00:19:11 UTC  

I'd sip straight outta those

2019-12-12 00:19:14 UTC  

They don't stick to the fridge

2019-12-12 00:19:23 UTC  

there jugs too here

2019-12-12 00:19:26 UTC  

<:cool:641289336158945320>

2019-12-12 00:19:33 UTC  

I can name like 30 reasons why fuck you

2019-12-12 00:19:37 UTC  

<:caf:606337740803407880>

2019-12-12 00:19:39 UTC  

Nice jugs pup

2019-12-12 00:19:45 UTC  

<:blushing:515034082065776640>

2019-12-12 00:19:46 UTC  

There's some drama in the bagged milk community

2019-12-12 00:19:47 UTC  

thanks

2019-12-12 00:19:51 UTC  

how many bags of milk have you accidentally punctured

2019-12-12 00:19:58 UTC  

7

2019-12-12 00:20:08 UTC  

I used to drink so much fucking milk

2019-12-12 00:20:12 UTC  

James show me your milk bags you fucking leaf slut

2019-12-12 00:20:15 UTC  

I was strong bone man

2019-12-12 00:20:17 UTC  

is it lideraly only to be quirky

2019-12-12 00:20:23 UTC  

I dont drink milk anymote

2019-12-12 00:20:33 UTC  

milk icky