yeah I got a makeup tip dont expect any decent advice from a nigga who can barely write out a birthday card due to dyspraxia and shit fine motor control

want a tip?

who tf still sends cards

dont stand up in a canoe

god

I learned this very early on

ruined a nokia 3210 almost

it dried out and worked fine

fuckin meme phone

stop sounding so old

omg

that was only 18 years ago....ok that does sound old....fuck

@aerobro shqipa pride

anybody that mentions Nokia is automatically old af

or owns satellite boxes

one of the two

my brother in laws family exchanges cards on christmas

and they fucking

write paragraphs to each other

and read it aloud

i eould kill myself

and im just sitting there sipping my eggnogg like

the fuck

my family barely even gives a fuck about wrapping presents

I only send cards to old family members

my son brings home cards he made from school for certain holidays like christmas or easter was the most recent ones

we dont wrap birthday presents at all

me either

i cant even write out a sentence to my wife, im just like "i love you"
i hate family

this niggas fuckin married

normie

bro this is a circus

random people that act like im special to them 1 day a year

my wife has a dick

ok epic

👀

based

but I'm still not getting married

unbased

nigger if you think I'm going to let anyone regardless of their genital configuration take my money if they get mad at me one day

you've got another thing coming

just get a