its a religious experience

i decided im too lazy for bacon

^ that is why packs of bacon sat in my fridge for 2 weeks before 1 ended up being made. so much work for just a few strips of crispy stuff.

I miss bacon rashers

bacon in the USA is totally different to how it is in Ireland and the UK

i saw muslim bacon when I was in the middle east, was too scared to try it

ahhh so its made of the good part

its a different cut of bacon

still lotd of fatty goodness but its not like 50% fat like american bacon

the term is rasher

I mean I'll eat the fuck outta both

but given the choice

its pretty obvious

ill give u a rasher

https://twitter.com/JPizzers/status/1121593390213341184

I fuckin did it fam

shitstorm incoming

day mode hurts my eyes

I need day mode to stay awake dark mode puts me to sleep

I actually prefer it but sadly it makes me tired

I dont inject caffene into my cock every morning like everyone else on this planet seems to do

I require good calories, lighting and exercise for my energy

it hurts my eyes 😭😭😭

however there is one anomaly

Discord dark mode has no effect on me

the light mode is hideous on discord

we injecting caffeine into our dicks up in here!

would that be a hypodermic needle into the flesh or a syringe into the uretha of caffeine solution?

Generally speaking the vain that goes up the center of the penis

is ok for IV

or at least thats what I've seen junkies do

woah

you can buy full rashers here too

its called like canadian bacon usually

v good

oregon actually has a decent amount of pig farms so we have bretty decent local thicc cut bacon

also DO NOT INJECT COFFEE INTO YOUR DICK

😞

yeah dont

its bad

see eris gets it

eris is pinkpilled on the bq

wt fucking snacks replied to me tweet

oh shit nigga