lmfao

fucking christ

lol

the only uncontrolled errections I get are sometimes when I wake up

the rest I have to initiate

Like I just let it ride

i think foreskin status affects it.

Only soyboys are afraid of their dick bulging

pls stop thinking

lmfao

Literally I let my bulge show at all times

my main problem really is i'll just be sitting here.....reading news and just casually fiddling with my cock low key jerking it and i'll be half hard without realizing and I'll keep this up if I dont notice it and stop myself

its not even sexual

it's not and nobody cares lmao

its impulsive and not even conscious

no it isn't

bro I think every guy does it

dont argue with me bot

I just floof my balls every once and a while

I was reading about liver cancer the other day on wikipedia

and I caught myself like rock hard just fidding with my cock

so strange

liver cancer got ya

liver cancer is hot

metastasize me daddy uwu

ok hannibal lecter

nothin gets me rock hard like thinking of a delicious cancerous liver

Beuh moment

Bruh

bros

im so fucking comfy

no you're not

Fuck off you don't know how being a physical being feels.

high about to start a new mon game

I'm tearing through these

lol nibba is really tearing?

Yeah

Nice fam

im high just watching trailer park boys

huh?lol you actually think you're high?

oh god this bot is weird bruh