I'm sorry just rub one out

yeah you are sorry lol

Then nappy

@Stanko Pinchowski my pp is only 3.3cm and doesnt work

I can send pictures of my ingrown toenail if that helps

Tfw no buttplug

@Kotu ask your mom for one

she DMs me some weird shit

my sister got me one when i was 13

fuck your sister lol

oh, uh, thats incest

I've ruined 2 pairs of socks this week because I did ghetto surgery on my toe and got blood in my sock

i dropped my phone on my foot and tore it wide open, got blood everywhere

Tfw no buttplug as Christmas present

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my phone has rounded edges

nobody cares about your phone.

Oof sucks

How did you manage that blunder

dunno

Do you just have really thin skin+anemia

Oof please be cautious with loosing too much girl juice

actually my doctor says my skin is as hard as a crocodile

Well that's good

they have to use a special needle when i get shots as the normal one is too risky in case it breaks off under my skin

Girl juice

Kot chan explain

Gamer girl blood

Oh

Makes way more sense

My veins are really fucking deep so they gotta use my hands

fuck your veins lol

Alright is sleep time

you know what else is deep?

this buttplug

I'm a damn vampire

lol nibba is really a damn?

So my veins are obvious

My pp in ur bum

fuck your pp lol

My life is a mediocre anime series and I'm having an obligatory beach episode tomorrow