Message from @Eris

Discord ID: 654527525162188801


2019-12-12 03:31:22 UTC  

well she does look like a goblin

2019-12-12 03:33:33 UTC  

broooo

2019-12-12 03:33:40 UTC  

kay is such a milf

2019-12-12 03:33:49 UTC  

i bet her palm feels like a scab from how much she cuts into it

2019-12-12 03:33:54 UTC  

while chopping veggies

2019-12-12 03:34:05 UTC  

and those titties bro so saggy

2019-12-12 03:34:13 UTC  

1️⃣

2019-12-12 03:34:39 UTC  

bro i want a mommy milf who cooks me burnt fishsticks

2019-12-12 03:34:45 UTC  

lee so lucky 😿

2019-12-12 03:35:40 UTC  

real shit tho

2019-12-12 03:35:44 UTC  

i love when she fucks up cooking

2019-12-12 03:35:45 UTC  

then goes

2019-12-12 03:35:53 UTC  

"me instructions say..."

2019-12-12 03:36:02 UTC  

as if she was following any in the first place

2019-12-12 03:36:28 UTC  

im 100% convinced she literally just sees a vague description of what a food is

2019-12-12 03:36:31 UTC  

on google

2019-12-12 03:36:39 UTC  

then goes "HAAAA PEEPUL"

2019-12-12 03:37:02 UTC  

Just watched that Kay video

2019-12-12 03:37:05 UTC  

Jesus Christ.

2019-12-12 03:37:13 UTC  

🤢

2019-12-12 03:38:42 UTC  

she looks at the recipe but she can't read so she just looks at the picture

2019-12-12 03:38:59 UTC  

also she thinks eggplants and avocados are the same thing thats an actual fact

2019-12-12 03:39:01 UTC  

nah, i dont think she looks at the pictures, eris

2019-12-12 03:39:11 UTC  

if she did

2019-12-12 03:39:23 UTC  

she would know the difference between an avocado and an eggplant

2019-12-12 03:39:38 UTC  

or that fried rice doesnt have ashen garlic in it

2019-12-12 03:40:03 UTC  

or that a big mac isnt just some panfried ground meat

2019-12-12 03:40:11 UTC  

put on a bun

2019-12-12 03:40:34 UTC  

HAAAAA PEEEEPUL AN AHM BAK TUDAEY

2019-12-12 03:41:18 UTC  

i love how she throws in a butter-stick worth of lard in her pan for frying her burgers

2019-12-12 03:41:33 UTC  

which are barely burgers because she doesnt even fuckin firmly shape them

2019-12-12 03:41:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/654528301443973130/unknown.png

2019-12-12 03:41:50 UTC  

EPIC COOKING

2019-12-12 03:42:13 UTC  

its margarine not lard

2019-12-12 03:42:17 UTC  

no, that's lard

2019-12-12 03:42:24 UTC  

she cakes the buns with margarine

2019-12-12 03:42:26 UTC  

Leave it to anglos to make eating anything look like subsistence

2019-12-12 03:42:34 UTC  

<:AngryBean:495047447706599424>

2019-12-12 03:42:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/654528581803966466/unknown.png

2019-12-12 03:42:58 UTC  

ha ppl