Good stuff.

some college commercial on the tv had the slogan "ambition never rests" but i dont have my glasses on so i read it as "abortion never rests"

LMAO

my resting heart beat is 91

fuck your resting lol

its been that way since I was little

gf sent me this lmao

.bin the fuck

Lol

you mean you can't?

I can't sleep, I'm too hurt and distraught

maybe use your brain

One thing keeping me hooked on the herbal jew is that I frequently have violent, disturbing dreams if I don't use it before bed.

whereas high I just don't have dreams. there's a disturbing aspect to that in its own right, but at least I can sleep.

I recall owen cyclops once being like, "abstain for a month and spend the entire time assuming horrible shit will happen to you at any moment", and I wonder if he says that coming from a similar place I'm in now.

half the time the nightmares just involve tons of glass breaking out of nowhere, usually something falling from above on someone.

there also seems to be this dream demon who likes to take the tubes out of my extravagant headphone amps and put them in bed with me. I've had this recurring dream for years now where I fake wake up to blood and broken glass in my bed and realize I had rolled over all my tubes. and it's just like, "oh god, why???" until I wake up for real.

I want a tomboy to top me

dont we all

Da best

I want to make babies with a tomboy. 🤰

I want a tomboy to breed me

I wasn't aware they disappeared?

They're not popular enough in hentai tags.

This is unacceptable.

Saw a fat girl at Walmart with a hentaihaven t shirt

@Shae suck me off

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do it

Will you take me out for ice cream after?

icecum

are black people and white people finally teaming up against (((them)))

perhaps