I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bed sheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with your body

Kinda wholesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vykfk0qRS-o

I think I've coomed so much in the last 4 years that I've broken the loop. Does it really even mean anything? No, it's just meaningless sexual pleasure

It feels good but what then? You're sitting there, genitals in hand doing nothing worthwhile

meanwhile i would rather be a coomer than have sex

Um

Guys

I am doing a walkthrough of my property since my guests left

You *think* you are doing

and um

I found this

<:froppy:656151758858616833>

drink it

Microwave it

<:um:514866056159035404>

do it pussy

"Do not boil" "do not microwave" well I guess that leaves the oven

Put it in the oven

I cared, but not quite enough to take personal action, so I gave my mom some weed and pizza earlier in exchange for her calling our representatives, voicing opposition to potential war with Iran and saying she's tired of them serving AIPAC's interests before ours -- figured she'd feel less conflicted naming the lobby instead of the race/nation.

Wha

I thought the context was obvious: I wanted to complain about potential war with Iran, because any number of people calling does actually make a difference -- it prevented boots on the ground in syria, at least, but I got lazy and my throat ain't been well, so I bribed my mom to do it for me.

Lmao

@R! use it as lube

I just coomed

Ama

cook with it, write some article with a progressive tone, and maybe saving animals and shit, and maybe you've got a new blogging job

did you eat the coom

<:coom:640330374903234582>

Yes

nice

lol, I was saying cook with the breast milk, ftr

https://tenor.com/view/coom-coomer-coomed-gif-15144427

more idle thought than endorsement of cooming, but most drawbacks of being a cumbrain which make that meme worthwhile aren't such for a transwoman.

I mean, when emasculation is desired and fuckability isn't depandant on performative masculinity.

you know

war in iran

is not happening

Yeah

what the fuck do you think iran is going to do