Message from @UndeadJohannes
Discord ID: 672955018919411728
Also find you a damn man
Like
Shit
Johan a legit discord matchmaker
I had a long winded reply to that that sounded Larpy as shit but meh
I'm strong in where my convictions have led me, and to whatever end I find myself I'll prosper or perish.
Don't seek to idly let yourself perish is what I'm saying
It's avoidable
Fate enjoys a good show, it doesn't just DOOM you
@stein Hey man
She's single
And has several pet cats probably
Death is just a fact of life, and the next one shall afford me opportunities as well.
She might shower, she might have a BMI below 30
>20s
>cats
Gross.
29.5
UN Owen fucks dogs
Imagine having a pet that shits in your house
i refuse to believe that a discord cat lady showers
Imagine letting your pets shit inside
That's what outside is for
She's so sweet she doesn't want to punish her pets for shitting where they shouldn't
That's a good sign lad
@UndeadJohannes ain’t chasin no old hags
Man I could go for a smoke right now
But I quit drinking and I don't smoke
Two types of women
Cunny
And old hags
You dont really need to punish pets that much, sometimes a little tap is all thats needed.
strasserist cross dressers, kill em all
Jej
@therevived1 Inb4 Owen is one of those /k/ommandos who goes to ranges dressed as a touhou character
You know who I'm talking about
Lmao
@U.N. Owen post feet so we can confirm femaleness
That's how I met my gf
Or one who goes scuba diving with a Soviet rebreather
