Message from @UndeadJohannes

Discord ID: 672955018919411728


2020-01-31 23:58:44 UTC  

Also find you a damn man

2020-01-31 23:58:46 UTC  

Like

2020-01-31 23:58:47 UTC  

Shit

2020-01-31 23:59:46 UTC  

Johan a legit discord matchmaker

2020-01-31 23:59:57 UTC  

I had a long winded reply to that that sounded Larpy as shit but meh

2020-02-01 00:00:37 UTC  

I'm strong in where my convictions have led me, and to whatever end I find myself I'll prosper or perish.

2020-02-01 00:01:26 UTC  

Don't seek to idly let yourself perish is what I'm saying

2020-02-01 00:01:29 UTC  

It's avoidable

2020-02-01 00:01:38 UTC  

Fate enjoys a good show, it doesn't just DOOM you

2020-02-01 00:01:53 UTC  

@stein Hey man

2020-02-01 00:01:57 UTC  

She's single

2020-02-01 00:02:02 UTC  

And has several pet cats probably

2020-02-01 00:02:07 UTC  

Death is just a fact of life, and the next one shall afford me opportunities as well.

2020-02-01 00:02:14 UTC  

She might shower, she might have a BMI below 30

2020-02-01 00:02:23 UTC  

>20s

2020-02-01 00:02:26 UTC  

>cats
Gross.

2020-02-01 00:02:27 UTC  

29.5

2020-02-01 00:02:33 UTC  

UN Owen fucks dogs

2020-02-01 00:02:41 UTC  

Imagine having a pet that shits in your house

2020-02-01 00:02:42 UTC  

i refuse to believe that a discord cat lady showers

2020-02-01 00:02:59 UTC  

@stein >not wanting a mommy gf

2020-02-01 00:03:08 UTC  

Imagine letting your pets shit inside

2020-02-01 00:03:16 UTC  

That's what outside is for

2020-02-01 00:03:23 UTC  

She's so sweet she doesn't want to punish her pets for shitting where they shouldn't

2020-02-01 00:03:26 UTC  

That's a good sign lad

2020-02-01 00:03:27 UTC  

@UndeadJohannes ain’t chasin no old hags

2020-02-01 00:04:00 UTC  

Man I could go for a smoke right now

2020-02-01 00:04:05 UTC  

But I quit drinking and I don't smoke

2020-02-01 00:04:37 UTC  

Two types of women

2020-02-01 00:04:39 UTC  

Cunny

2020-02-01 00:04:43 UTC  

And old hags

2020-02-01 00:04:45 UTC  

You dont really need to punish pets that much, sometimes a little tap is all thats needed.

2020-02-01 00:04:53 UTC  

strasserist cross dressers, kill em all

2020-02-01 00:05:09 UTC  

Jej

2020-02-01 00:05:47 UTC  

@therevived1 Inb4 Owen is one of those /k/ommandos who goes to ranges dressed as a touhou character

2020-02-01 00:05:53 UTC  

You know who I'm talking about

2020-02-01 00:05:56 UTC  

Lmao

2020-02-01 00:06:03 UTC  

@U.N. Owen post feet so we can confirm femaleness

2020-02-01 00:06:14 UTC  

That's how I met my gf

2020-02-01 00:06:14 UTC  

Or one who goes scuba diving with a Soviet rebreather

2020-02-01 00:06:18 UTC  

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