what am i doin

"Europe decides it no longer wants english money for tourism"

fine

gods work my son

OH WAIT joinin the marxist society

im gonna have to scrub my social media, thats fuckin cringe bro

just protect it all

make a new one

and yeet everyone

you don't want

then make it super protected

Scottish decides it no longer wants english money for moaning about English

in

gimmie that deal

i'll sign the order

the scottish just like to moan

i'm 100% sold that the SNP are a troll

snp is gay

bruh, PC exists

sort wales out before talking ye

Sturgeoni is plant

nicola sturgeon is a real sturgeon

but not one thay lays eggs

so shes useless

If the next leader has a fish name again

we know it's a joke

they're playing a long meme on us

its all to keep the real secret about nessie

@pussydestroyer have you seen her on tv she lays a egg every time lol

theyre all fish people in a fish society

we got lizards in buckingham palace, they got fkn mermaids up in scotland

and slags in wales

and terrorists in ireland

no need to talk about your mam like that

what more could we need

she's dead as fuck bro

not cool

u know that xo

doesnt mean it stops her

unless your fucking her ashes

i mean, smart way to clean the dick cheese