thats a guy

HOW TO SPOON
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TIDDY IN MY HAND
KISS YAH NECK
HELL YEEEH

FIST IT WITH RAZOR WIRE

I fucked up guys

No you didn't

get fucked

This is the correct quantity of red pepper

I'd eat it

I mean, I guess you missed with some of it, but that's not much of a fuckup.

You can scoop it back on.

Oh I get it

You fucked up because it's a rectangle

I don't even have any milk for this

Guess I'm gonna have to dive into the sour cream

Dude, it's just pain. That's my favorite flavor.

*coughs violently* fuck yeah it's *cries* delicious

Just think about what an awful person you are and how much you deserve to be hurt while you eat it.

That's what I do.

https://twitter.com/TheUncleAlShow/status/1229463733203849217

Fuck, now I want a corndog

A corndong

Nice spice pizza

I know that if I actually got one it would suck and I would regret it, but I still want one

There was no pizza. All I taste is pain.

The odds of you getting attacked by a gorilla are low

But never 0

Yes, feel the pizza dominate your tongue, feel it give you what you deserve

Well, a guerilla has a higher probability @Papa John's Day of Reckoning

uuuuf burn off allll my taste buds uwu

When you get the fiery shits later you can imagine the pain pizza ramming your ass

@Selemas That corndog trick backfired, didn't it? XD

oh I simply can't wait for tomorrow morning