(:

All memes aside

My dad was Mexican my mom was Guatemalan so

I’m a beaner

So what

No wonder you live in California.

We came here legally damnit

Nothing wrong with cAli

False

Dope food

Dank beaches

Dank mountains

Dank farmland

Desert

And more desert

Hang on a sec

dank poop in the streets

Alright I gotta go

Well that’s Southern California

Only in Berkeley do u get poop on the streets

Do I match up

No all@of Cali is a desert

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No meme

It’s brown all the way

is that what arm hair looks like?

The fuck

no, northern cali is basically oregon except slightly less wet

No California is not all a desert

That’s retarded

I shave my arm hair because it gets hot

California’s biggest export is almonds

Dude it’s like

99% desert

that's mega gay bro

How do u grow almonds in a desert

Near the Oregon border it like

Nah u r actually retarded

Magically and very suddenly becomes forest

I have driven all throughout California

Same