@AbaddonTheDespoiler

"So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret."

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651166813379624976/679683370506125353/84jsgezjqph41.png

36 lessons of Vivec sermon 14 @spooky ducc

I can't tell if this guy is serious or just an epic troll <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
https://www.reddit.com/r/socialjustice101/comments/558d4e/i_seriously_dont_care_about_social_justice_at_all/

>dickbiting
>the key of belly magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWnD1YBPhNU

I'm scared, Cawl.

I'm...

scared.

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@spooky ducc its about Dick biting an enchanment into their penis

so it may be stronger

Fucking Kirkbride is about to make me quit Skyrim forever

"But Vivec made of his spear a more terrible thing, from a secret he had bitten off from the King of Rape. And so he sent Molag Bal tumbling into the crack of the biters and swore forever that he would not deem the King beautiful ever again. Vivec wept as he slew all those around him with his terrible new spear. He named it MUATRA"

>naming your boyfriend's dick Muatra

I think he may be trolling them <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Which, means "Milk-taker @spooky ducc

yeet

@Scar

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/6h5fop/serious_did_vivec_bite_off_molag_bals_dick_to/

Also, to get the aid of Crassius Curio, you must strip naked. Everything including jewlery. Then give him a Kiss on the cheek and call him "uncle" he will then grant you his sponsorship and call you "Dumpling" from now on.

oh i think the tsaesci survive landfall too

GOD

WHY DO THE **VOOOOORRE SNAKES**

**THE FURRIES AND VORE SNAKES SURVIVE**

**AND THE WORLD IS ENDED BY A DICKGIRL PREGNANCY WIZARD**

**FUCKING**

**FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**

The world isn't ended by Vivec

its ended by high elves

*dwemer artifical god

and the thalmor

not the Half-Black elf

**FUCK THE NUMIDIUM I'M GOING BACK TO BELIEVING IT WAS A GUNDAM**

lmfao

i wanna go home ;-;

Vivec's only half black because he laid down on the floor the wrong way.

it's an artifical god powered by Lorkhan's heart/Talos's soul

Didn't Talos use it to curbstomp the Summerset Isles