Angels are Eldritch but the difference between them and the likes of Cthulhu is that angels love us despite our lowliness.

loco en el coco

I dunno, so long as I get eternal sucky fucky in heaven

loco de la mente

we good

@Redxl ok muslim

drugs are bad

salaam alaikum

they make you gay

hey, doesn't have to be 72 virgins, maybe like- 10

i see a lot infidel here now

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fucking kafir

Yeah, they get 72 virgins when they martyr themselves, but they're basment-dwelling neckbeards.

Also: everyone has a guardian angel.

According to Christian angelology, crudely put, they function as Stands combatting demonic influence.

Fucking Jojo reference.

well, mine needs to get off his lazy ass then

Also food for thought

Ah yes the ever important question

How many angels can fit on a pin head

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(this is bait im going to bed have fun)

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”

Y'all know how in scripture Jesus and St. Paul refer to men and women becoming one flesh in the act of sex?

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Because I'm the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the valley.

Psalms 23:4

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insider.com/why-women-retain-male-dna-2018-3%3famp

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D'you jack yourself with those psalms?

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gives me the big thrink tbh

that is a sin

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Pretty sure DNA doesn't come in male and female forms

Sweaty psalms.

Eh, is that also like the theory that women store male DNA in their brain if they have unprotected sex?

Actually that article denounces that

Kek. Cum-brains.

pfft

noic