Also dont panic

Just be prepared 🤷‍♂️

Just remember it's only been 2 months really

It's in its infancy right now so

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80k tho already plus some weird cult managed to spread it to like 600 people in 3 days in Korea

How long before it reaches maturity?

April / may supposedly

How long before it mutates -.-

It already has

It never doest

Doesn't

its like baby yoda

3 variants

3 already

...

Yeah depending on locale

Think one is on one of those ships

And two are in China

Prolly many more tbh, it's down to an individual basis to incubate that shit

Anyways don't fear my doods, so far it seems 10% of patients may go infertile idk sketchy numbers from "sources in China" whatever that means

China developed too big too fast

And most people survive

Yeah this is just great leap forward part 2

Lmao

This is what happens when you become an insatiable greedy fuckwit.

And also don't have proper lab procedures

i am manufacturing a much more virile strain the like of witch you have never seen in my laboratory deep within the core of uranus

mfw 3% mortality isnt bad and it's a test of infectivity

650 experiment bats kept 300 yards from a wetmarket

Genius

seee those media and politicians shouldnt have brought up overpopulation in their talks, now it all looks premediated

You can get it again after you recover

And the second time is more deadly

It causes heart failure the second time

They all got cars before learning the discipline of car culture, which is why China has so many shit drivers, apply that to practically everything else about modern China

I swear most Chinese people don't even drive

Too expensive

Then- add their government, what a fucking cluster fuck

ive been avoiding learning to drive in th euk 😛

So do you think xi got sick or is just hiding in a bunker