tbh i wonder why they even bothered giving kids recess

@Louis you can tell its a deep dark fantasy of his

For once i agree

@ManAnimal your great grandma got gangbanged by greasy slavs

my man had details like it was 50 shades <:Ahegon:575775809818591253>

i mean

there are worse things you can do

you can sodomize someone with a sealed bag of cocaine

Avoid bitches, stack riches. That's my personal 50 shades of grey

@ManAnimal Your mouse battery is dying dude.

Rude... My grandmother banged my gradfather you sorry excuse for an Aryan

@Lucienne d'Anwyl why sealed?

@Son of Rome how very corporatist of you 😉

Fix your mouse battery

Luci speaking from experience again.

you think?

thats no fun

as theyre strapped down to a table, pants down as you thrust into an out of them, horribly aware of what will happen if your actions manage to penetrate the bag

From his drunk father.

at least open it to numb it

as you push in and out and in and out in an endless panoply of pain and pleasure

Luci. I’m taking your gold sticker off the board.

you bring them close to orgasm only to calm the pace

opps

@Coolitic stack riches and not turn my back on the nation's culture and ideals*

but remaining steadily thrusting, thrusting, THRUSTING

I bet your grandparents liked it too.

their eyes release an endless stream of tears knowing that if that bag opens they will die of an overdose

still very money-obsessed of you vr0

and yet it feels so good!

Why are Ghetto trash such insufferable cunts?

the worst thing to do with money is stack it

Luci wtf

their will is steadily eroded as you thrust into them with greater and greater ferocity unil

Another interesting fun-fact: mars had mysterious earthquake at SAME TIME they measured increased solar activity

I should spend it on fascist memrobelia

Hmmm... marble Mussolini bust

AND they detected a magnetic field on mars for some reason

zap! they orgasm, their back arching and their pent up energies releasing themselves in a tidal wave of fluids as they convulse on the table, arms an legs still bound

but alas!

the bag has begun leaking