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2020-02-28 21:03:32 UTC  

@svarozhyc 50 % bananabrain

2020-02-28 21:03:33 UTC  

Are viruses a form of life?, yes

2020-02-28 21:03:34 UTC  

Meh not sold generally although I am leaning to believing it's Chinese Chernobyl moment

2020-02-28 21:03:43 UTC  

why does the definition matter in this instance?

2020-02-28 21:03:45 UTC  

Viruses not really living, but

2020-02-28 21:03:52 UTC  

Incorrect

2020-02-28 21:03:53 UTC  

they are mechanical in nature

2020-02-28 21:03:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/683056804703371288/image0.png

2020-02-28 21:03:55 UTC  

doesn't REALLY matter

2020-02-28 21:04:05 UTC  

They reproduce IN A WAY

2020-02-28 21:04:15 UTC  

Dormancy isn't the same as death

2020-02-28 21:04:17 UTC  

A virus does replicate

2020-02-28 21:04:19 UTC  

so do dirty socks

2020-02-28 21:04:21 UTC  

There are two main definitions of life viruses don't fulfill the reproduction part at all

2020-02-28 21:04:21 UTC  

They hijack the protein synthesis of a cell

2020-02-28 21:04:22 UTC  

your point?

2020-02-28 21:04:29 UTC  

This is your daily Virus update:

-Iceland confirmed case
-Algeria confirmed case
-Nigeria confirmed case
-Global stock selloff panic exceeds 5 trillion USD in downturn
-Iran vice president has caught it
-Dogs confirmed to be carriers
-CDC revealed to have refused to test man who has been confirmed to have it for days
-Israel claims to be weeks away from a cure (despite rapid mutation speed)
-People's Congress for 2020 has been cancelled for fears of infecting the entire inner party

This has been your daily virus update

2020-02-28 21:04:30 UTC  

and make copies of itself

2020-02-28 21:04:34 UTC  

EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

2020-02-28 21:04:37 UTC  

EVERYTHING IS GOOD

2020-02-28 21:04:39 UTC  

thank you leaf

2020-02-28 21:04:42 UTC  

JUST REGULAR FLU SEASON SHIT

2020-02-28 21:04:46 UTC  

If the virus is not alive, it wouldn't be able to do any of that

2020-02-28 21:04:47 UTC  

jesus

2020-02-28 21:04:51 UTC  

5 TRILLION

2020-02-28 21:04:57 UTC  

Yeah doesn't mean they're not made lol

2020-02-28 21:05:04 UTC  

@Nilly So it's parasitic. Plenty of living organisms are.

2020-02-28 21:05:05 UTC  

Actually viruses look very very made

2020-02-28 21:05:07 UTC  

5 TRILLION?

2020-02-28 21:05:08 UTC  

dude

2020-02-28 21:05:12 UTC  

thats...

2020-02-28 21:05:14 UTC  

If something isn't alive it would have no ability to replicate

2020-02-28 21:05:17 UTC  

Yeah, but its not living

2020-02-28 21:05:22 UTC  

remember last flu season when the stock markets crashed?

2020-02-28 21:05:24 UTC  

yeah bro

2020-02-28 21:05:29 UTC  

happens all the time

2020-02-28 21:05:31 UTC  

we could be looking at a 1929 type crash

2020-02-28 21:05:32 UTC  

It is definetly a form of life

2020-02-28 21:05:32 UTC  

It is just a clump of protiens

2020-02-28 21:05:37 UTC  

with DNA in the middle

2020-02-28 21:05:39 UTC  

That’s like five thousands of thousand millions.