Message from @ThatPreciseBloke

Discord ID: 661597364917764116


2019-12-30 02:58:25 UTC  

[CORRECTION: WRONG, how bets actually work: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/042115/betting-basics-fractional-decimal-american-moneyline-odds.asp]

Donald Trump is so likely to win 2020 that no betting site even pays you money is you bet on him winning. You can only win if you bet against Trump. oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2020/winner

(just for educational purposes, don't be an idiot, gambling is always unprofitable, bet sandwiches/beers on the 2020 election with your friends instead of centralized services)

Guys, apparently my previous 2020 odds meme was wrong because I didn't know how gambling odds work. You do in fact win money if you bet on Trump with 10/11 odds. I was retarded but more importantly, **none of you f####rs corrected me**.

A fractional listing of 6/1 (six-to-one) odds would mean that you win $6 against every $1 you wager (**in addition to receiving your dollar back**, i.e. $1 – the amount you wagered). In other words, this is the ratio of the amount (profit) won to the initial bet, which means that you will receive your stake ($1) in addition to the profit ($6), resulting in a total return of $7.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661040366451163169/odds.jpg

2019-12-30 03:16:24 UTC  

trump is a god

2019-12-30 04:41:21 UTC  

I say he wins again

2019-12-30 04:41:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661066291368427521/1577668108331.jpeg

2019-12-30 16:58:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661251676472213553/7Ffm3gG_d.jpg

2019-12-30 17:48:53 UTC  

Dear god

2019-12-30 17:55:33 UTC  

i love it

2019-12-30 19:37:53 UTC  
2019-12-31 03:22:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661408826506870805/image0-126.jpg

2019-12-31 13:19:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661559130485686282/unknown-6.png

2019-12-31 13:19:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661559139838984202/love.png

2019-12-31 13:19:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661559149477363772/4or0nmx9pne11.png

2019-12-31 13:19:56 UTC  
2019-12-31 14:56:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661583529338994738/1577757869578.jpeg

2019-12-31 15:27:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661591152603955210/263704930_358675.jpg

2019-12-31 15:28:45 UTC  

😂

2019-12-31 15:32:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661592415660015663/7K9IlhLoEOpyfouS-ryLMJNgm41vUJeBglaK_UGQPOk.jpg

2019-12-31 15:39:01 UTC  

<:Force_Without_Force:549486576535732225>

2019-12-31 15:39:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661594209895055380/1577757540571.jpeg

2019-12-31 15:51:30 UTC  
2019-12-31 15:51:43 UTC  

Cheating the system be like

2019-12-31 15:52:05 UTC  

(yes i use ifunny, as im half normistani so frick off)

2019-12-31 16:12:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661602637032063012/1577808502495.jpeg

2019-12-31 23:06:48 UTC  

Siege is an agorist manifesto. Change my mind.

2020-01-01 17:01:33 UTC  

I've still never read it because all the jokes about it make me not take it seriously

2020-01-01 18:19:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/661996983023697961/1577902723086.jpeg

2020-01-01 22:46:11 UTC  

me:
irish af, transluscent
also me:
***freezes to death in sub 70F temps***

2020-01-01 23:33:37 UTC  
2020-01-01 23:33:39 UTC  

🐜ℹ️🇫🇦🦒

2020-01-02 01:36:09 UTC  

i remember watching that when it first came out

2020-01-02 01:48:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/662110004769456140/82019061_1215426985513350_7822334102668836864_n2.jpg

2020-01-02 02:17:37 UTC  

~~owo~~

2020-01-02 02:18:38 UTC  

i want to say thats nsfw but i cant even tell what the fuck im looking at

2020-01-02 02:19:14 UTC  

its nsfw to the right person

2020-01-02 04:26:04 UTC  

Literally human shit

2020-01-02 04:38:10 UTC  
2020-01-02 05:38:12 UTC  

Lol swedes pay for those affirmative action hires?


Im not even dissing female cops as much as im dissing negilent cops... Regardless of biological sex

2020-01-02 06:22:57 UTC  

🤣

2020-01-02 06:36:57 UTC  

🤣

2020-01-02 09:11:22 UTC  

Mutualism in the genderqueer kingdom.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/662221388605554698/dank-memes-for-the-weekend-27-photos-12-e1457113604289.jpg

2020-01-02 09:24:09 UTC  

I don't like where this is going...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492157527123951618/662224605213360158/bio1.jpg