Message from @Tardbux
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Byzantium sounds like the the new rock that will solve all energy problems in a dystopia movie
Constantinople was nothing when the Turks invaded in 1453
Only had around 50k people then
Which is shit compared to the almost 1 million people living there during Justinian
How we gonna stop global warming?
Stop farting
*byzantium*
With a giant air conditioner
Byzantium solves all problems
A Byzantium powered giant air conditioner
And also the crusader states
Why do people obsess so much over them
Cause kek deus vult lol in my reality I'm a person with self esteem and a badass Templar
The Knights Hospitaller were killed due to allegations of homosexuality and heresy
Nvm give us a hospitaller theocracy
So where the knights Templar
So knights are gay
Except
I want a gay sex kingdom
The knights of Lenin
Teutons were cringe but they did kill Lithuanian pagans
So
They got slaughtered by Russians though
No those were the Poles
Uh the battle on the ice
Poland beat the Germans?
Multiple times
Germans really are cringe
What's funny tho
The area they controlled
Eventually turned protestant
Our Poland
Conrade
So does that technically mean that their conversion efforts which lasted centuries were in vein?
He hates Persia so much he preserved much of their culture
And gave himself a Persian title
He gave himself many titles
I think he just did that to show the Persians who's boss
Are you an history major?