yeah yeah yeah we've been together more than 10 years how often do you think we fuck

Oh

Unlucky

That isn't uncommon though

we'd have sex more often but we have a housemate so it limits our options

Well you've had it so you're beating me

yeah like that's what i'm saying though

you're gonna get older and your dick is gonna calm down a lot

and then you can be very clear and productive until someone reminds you that you have a dick and you wanna put it in holes

it's kind of paradoxical because if you're jerking off all the time you're desensitizing yourself

and if you refrain from jerking it you are working against your own impulses and desensitizing yourself to your own drives in that way, but also making yourself more-than-normally sensitive

it's like you may forget what another persons touch feels like after years of never being touched and you may not notice yourself being any worse off for it

dude shut up!!

but when you are touched it really jolts you

fuck you

@FuQinGei i'll kill you nigger

nigger

nigger nigger nigger

you wont do shit, you're sweet as a motherfucking button

i'm sweet like cum down your throat bitch

jesus

Owned

thats why i dont browse image boards

yeah same imo image boards are jewish techno-curses designed to make you jerk off all the time and make your genitals numb and useless from a generative standpoint

dude that sounds true

like i think it's ok if you're 16 to be constantly sex-minded and jerking off 7 times a day that'll happen sometimes but if you're 26 and still in that biological mode it's gonna be bad

i literally cannot stop touching my dick some days, send help

you gotta smooth out your cycle

some days i gotta rub like 4 out before i can even get out of bed fam

i sometimes do this thing where i'll go like 2-3 weeks without whackin one out and then one day i end up jerkin it 5 times

i wish i could go a whole day without masturbating holy shit

yeah so do that go one day

its impossible

my dick is a monster with an insatiable appetite for palms

nah man the trick is to get the fuck away from the locales that your brain has already associated with sexual release

cuz like by now your brain equates your computer with getting off and that's really not good

try exercise or something man

u have to move the blood away from ur penis

ahhh what a beautiful thursday

sometimes i will sit there for like 20 minutes trying to get the blood to go somewhere else

it doesnt work