My dick is made out of the power of my Viking ancestors

Dunno what he's talking about

penises aren't male or female

unless of course your penis has a penis

in which case it is biologically male

My dick has balls

Does that count?

Balls are male no?

Or does balls have to have a penis to be male?

^^this guy's got a dick WITH BALLS

Cause that's also true for me

what are balls

the balls on this dick. can you believe it?

where do you get the dick balls to talk to me like that?

where does your dick get the balls to talk to me in this way?

It's one of those douchebags

that inhereted them

Ultimately got them from the dad

man there is some crazy shit on my HD

this comic applies to liquor as well

I hate that "comic"

but

except for the degeneracy

it's semi relatable

hats on the front of the brain lol

i msoke weed every time and m y thinke ris just okie dokie

dude weed lmao 420 amiriteXD

weed is now out of style

so is atheism

What's now?

Heroin?

fentanyl

gibsmedat

"xan culture"

if youre not railing fentanyl what are you even doing

My powerlevel is only enough to inject the whacky tobaccy :(

i remember this joke anti pot page on facebook that was hilarious and had shit like that on it

said you could die from shooting up weed

tbh

you probably would