because it fucking blatantly tracks you

imagine there being a community for ball mice

that's like a community for corded telephones

after-market sensor balls made out of high-quality high-performance materials

i had a really wacky lookin ball mouse

trackwheel

i'd imagine it'd be cool to play monkey ball with

specialty mousepads made for optimal traction

Anyone tried those mice that stay put and you have the ball on top

that's called a trackball mouse

the actual mechanism for the sensor would be optical

the mouseballs would have a pattern on them

yeah thats what im talking about, you rotate the orb and it moves little scroll wheels inside the mouse. i had one

trackball mice are a meme but every once in a while some FPS spazoid will be using one and killing everything

They're so hard to use. My friend had one

its not an actual mouse its like an orb that you move, weird asf

it's just an upside-down ball mouse

you move the ball instead of the mouse

the sensor-wheels inside are the same

tbh those scroll wheels wear out long before the balls do

ywn be 13 again cleaning out cat-hair and dirt from the inside of your ball mouse so you can keep playing diablo 2

This but adventure quest worlds

I'm saying they could make ball mice that use an optical sensor instead of the rotary encoders

ultimate in retardation

this except it was the ultimate doom for windows 95 and quake 2

and that microsoft puzzle pack game thing

or even better, they use hall effect

are any of you niggas old enough to have played Howies Playhouse on windows 95

something real dumb and overly sopisticated the drive the price up

or even better, brain interfacing ball mice

I played putt putt

@CSPAN YO is that that game with the mansion you explore

here's an idea

that name is familiar as hell

Anyone play adventure quest worlds?

nanomachine fluid that you rub on your dick and use as a HID

It was a really bad 2.5D browser based mmo

oh nope its a different game

in 2070 you can buy nanomachine fluid to rub on your dick that interfaces with Facebook that allows you to browse through photos and masturbate without getting mixed up about what hand to use

I used to have a character called leprechaunking and I'd run around wearing the saint Patrick's Day event armour

actually you know what's funnier