like i actually enjoyed the fuck out of it

you might actually be gay, I'm sorry

the only time i cringed was at the end when there was halo and spawn and shit

get that shit checked out

all of the live-action scenes were garbagio

bottom of the barrel screenwriting

talk to a mental health professional

yeah it was like uhhh

'so I went and saw ready player one...'

clearly some pozzed jew gamergate fantasy shit

'you know how dangerous that is'

but thats like 75% of movies anyway

>MC wakes up to female protag and her crew

>"welcome to the rebellion"

'yeah I know, and I might be showing symptoms'

>it's not actually a rebellion

>it was just a star wars reference

but it was actually a rebellion nigger thats why ioi raided them and stole their research

no it were not

the only realistic thing about the movie IMO were the drone carrier vans

anyway really the main thing i take up issue with is the fact that it uhhh

where's the ancap blockbuster hit NAP: McCivil War

attempts to rationalize and normalize being a socially dysfunctional shut in retard who makes all his friends online and tries to date girls over the internet

i thought the cybersex scene was fuckin awful and cringey and i could only think of all the little kids that would be watching this movie cuz it has minecraft and overwatch in it

sex?

she put her hand on his crotch and activates his haptic feedback sensors

hardly sex

yeah that's way too much for a movie like this

nah dude lol

yes dude

that's sex in 2070

you don't show shit like that to 12 year olds

nerds jack off a fuck ton dude

he gives her a few trash cubes and she goes to town on his haptic nubs

i get it but that was one of the problems with the movie

it couldn't figure out its own audience

it's got all these references to modern videogame shit but the whole movie is dripping with that 80s atari-era retro theme

it fills up 1/4 of her child meter, once she gets to 4/4 she will be required to take care of a new E-Baby

it's like they wanted to make a movie for my gay 45 year old uncle but also my 15 year old sister

yea because the oasis was made by a fucking nerd who loved atari 2600

this is how we solved the problem of promiscuity in 2070