chocolate is hetero

vanilla is homo

anything else is trans

sherbet is polygender

My favorites are Pistachio and Butter Pecan.

cones are like dildos

pistachio is bisexual

butter pecan is like bug chasing

Sex and ice cream. <:think:482664068621008927>

I like nothing more than sex with my ice cream.

opinions are like buttholes

everybodys got one

I was born without a butthole.

you were born with two

the second one is right under your nose

Haha.

I got eight more on the tips of my finguhs.

Ed helms dies

is that a threat?

https://i.redditmedia.com/enzqh5OQwhljscahRNkxctYd7Dz562gUDHRlYAOjIYo.png?w=1024&s=76eb2e74ad85e7a533d40ba9f99f6437 this is rich

it's like libido dominandi is finally catching up to people

and they're realizing: "wait a second, I'm a slave to my passions! I have no husband, I'm a failure!"

accelerationism

we need to let it fall even faster

sodom and gomorrah

locusts

the whole nine yards

making fun of whores is my favorite past time

I don't think we're at sodom and gomorrah levels yet

well maybe in san fran

we're way past sodom and gomorrah

that's new sodom and gomorrah

bug chasers exist

think about that for one sec

we're way past weimar

trannies got special passes so that they could be prostitutes

is that just a cycle thing

in weimar

empires at the end turn into whatever that end state is

welfare state

berlin was just the beginning