i'm a 6'5 muscleman with a 10 inch dick

My tits are penises

when a person is lying about themselves they are just telling you something that they aren't even aware of

about what they want/to be

Hello I heard there were dick tits here

that's right

step right up

we've got a new contestant

I only fuck ears tho

gotta stick to ur morals

Plus it's hot as hell

whos a virgin here

@ay caramba please link me good richard d james asmr to clear my sinuses

I am ill and brain no work

ah shit

they got you too

I'm like that but I chose it

I have a bagel

hey *fuck* your bagel lady

cinnamon buns are better

especially the ones i make

yeah i see how it is

the room gets real fuckin quiet when john discord steps into the room

How do u survive a blizzard

i smell good

bitch prove it

gonna make u lick my armpits if u keep capping like that

shave armpits

i have contracted AIDS

haha gay

u get hiv first then it develops into aids

niQqer

thats not what my boyfriend said

He skipped the HIV and went straight to aids

He’s an overachiever

furry devs fuck cats confirmed

aids makes u super

cats have aids

They can get aids which is hilarious

can u get aids if ur cat bites uu