cave men ate rocks

and they were grateful

Funny how vegans have like 5 meals a day + snacks

Cavemen ate pussy

im just on keto to make my cum taste better

I just eat when im hungry and workout hard and im down 15lbs in like 2 weeks

Yeah 15lbs in 16 days which sounds like a lie

nah

it will slow down but when you first switch that happens

I do like feeling hungry though

yep

I like shit that sucks

keeps u on edge

That’s why I like dating mentally ill women

Like being hungry, feeling tired after sprinting a mile, being able to see my breath in bed

i have a feling it raises test

It’s a rollercoaster

You never know if tomorrow is the day she kills you or herself or both

nigger

I would guess it raises test. Plus I feel very alert. Like my brain is working hard so I can slam a rock on a hogs head and eat its brain.

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Like once I had a big steak, busted a fat nut, then went for a walk and it's like my brain was saying "what are you doing nigger? You have everything you need already".

im not from usa dont removr pls

Foreigner!!!

Ew!

Im gonna change ur name to Doug at Ellis island

im gonna change ur name to xenophobic LOSER

What the hell man...

spray farm eggs with hydrogen peroxide

spray everything with hydrogen peroxide

my neighbour gives me eggs its epic

nice old lady

did u tell her shes epic

Fuck hydrogen peroxide

I don't eat the shell

yeah but if its not washed real good u can get poisoned.

when u crack it

bro the shell is the best bit

happened to my pappy

raw eggshell diet

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