Muscle went to the dogs

ok liverlet

you ate liver if you were some rich buffoon

Humans ate brain, liver, balls, heart, etc

Im talking about cavemen

i'll save the balls for you bro

medium rare?

Man Id chomp down on a fat goat ball

Eat organs raw

If ur meat is well done the nutrition is, well, done.

i'd rather eat government paste

a nice homogenous mix that has all the nutrients i require

Guy in my class drinks soylent for breakfast

It has everything u need bro!!

does he have problems getting the cap open

Fda says I need 12 cups of grains a day

better do 18 to be safe

EAT CORN

awwww whats wrong poor little baby nothing to do with all that corn?

ive got a great idea

Lol fiber is such bullshit

lets convince people they should eat it

It's literally like eating plastic

yeah but that can be good

at least a little

Yo... YOOOO!!!

some leafy lettuce is good

celery

No point in eating it

A caveman never ate a fucking leaf.

Only a sterilized bugman would look at a leaf and think it's food

cavemen also didnt want to take regular shits based on a schedule

Pure mental illness

I shit when I want

Eat when Im hungry

Drink when Im thirsty

i cant wait til the government gets your ass

And I dont force myself to drink a gallon of water a day

when they finally try to bust me i'm gonna give you up in like 2 seconds

Water is a solvent for the body and it can hurt u if u have too much

oh no your insides might dissolve