Don’t do it

@Cephei the morgue

amen brother , sex

Is sex the new ssx game?.

@HeXa ANIME

Whats that?

@HeXa EXPLAIN UR PFP

when ssx tricky came out i got grounded cuz i yelled out "i want SSX!" once and my mom thought i said i want sex

sexxx tricky

ding

get'em dilly

Its a cropped image of some degenerate r34 I found @dippy

rip his fucking throat out

Ever play guilty gear?

>anime fighters

Woops

we only play true aryan fighters such as tekken here

Nice

talking to women is easy

One of the girls I’m talking to from school was telling me about this guy who keeps joking about raping her and she said “I don’t know how to get him to trust me again”

What is that

its just getting them to come to your house and get in your bed thats difficult

talking to girls is stupid i keep asking for more information on the high elven civil war and they keep not knowing anything about it

Or when another girl comes to you wanting to talk about depression then goes “I just have mixed feelings about my hair color lol”

You cannot convince me that men and women are any similar

fact: i have never been given a single questline by a female

Listen guys

I know everything there is to know about getting pussy

All you gotta do

Is just make a girl talk about themselves

All modern “”women”” are good at is wear stretch pants, eat hot chip, be bisexual, and lie

That’s not even hard to do

They are always talking about themselves

getting pussy is fucking dumb the dopamine buff isn't worth all the time and effort

I need her to carry my cobblestone but she wants to fill her inventory with what **she** wants

Pretend like you care if you want pussy

Basically if she doesn't have money I don't even wanna talk to her

Also CSPAN is right pussy is good but not even worth the time you’de have to put in

all i care about is getting ***PHAT LOOT*** and busting ***FAT NUTS***

I literally talked to a girl for two days and she offered for me to come over