its super pathetic

oh yeah? then why u watch sam hyde?

huh?

people always say things like "feels like i lost a friend" or whatever when a youtuber/streamer quits/dies

i dont

i hate sam hyde

riiiiiiight

i never liked his shit

*i'm here for the memes haha*

sam hyde is a really terrible human being and every time i think of him i think of that one video of him in the car where he talks about people underqualified for it giving life advice and shit

when he does the exact same bullshit

hes like a failed guru kind of nigga

so jacked up on roids that his body is fucked on t and he has to take t shots and shit

what a retard

what shots?

scamming people out of money for t shirts from his past glory

what would the smallest-time guru be like

like the least of a guru you could be but still be one

sam hyde had sex with a tranny

i don't think being a guru is something you aspire to do you just kind of are by virtue

like, clean underneath your nails

someone filled with knowledge wisdom and lessons

but really small lessons

sure

sweep the floor

thats a good lesson

clean your room

8channer detected

8chan is fucking gay i stayed on 4chan the whole time

homo detected

ohhh ohhh muh normies muh feds

sheeeeiiiit

if you are posting you doing it wrong anyway

oh uh uh uh poo poo wee woo?

psychopath

im not a psychopath im just bipolar okay

im just in a state of psychosis but im not a psychopath

dude youve got english and chinese in your name i can tell your bipolar

shishi hoho

poop scoop as a foresking? well I'm afraid americunts are out of the latter but nonetheless full of shit

i wish god would stretch his foreskin over my entire body and let me sleep eternally within his warmth