This one you just put everything on it

And it’s flat

didnt apple have to cancel their airpower because it was like

thermodynamically not possible

i have a headphone port on my phone

i want a bowl i can just toss shit into with no regard

same

suck it libs with ur wireless shit

Does it really take that long to just place something on a plate

leave it on a table next to the front dor

Do you have to toss it

i MUST toss

aight while ur stuck in 1970 im in 2070 with my bluetooth

TOSS IT ON THE PLATE

HNNGGG IM GONNA TOSSSSSS

the same way you toss your keys on the counter after a shitty day

@Mellisco HE EVEN TOSSES IT ON THE PLATE ON THE VIDEO

And IT WORKS

bluetooth keys

Okay but like how imma finna yeet my keys from across the room onto a plate

just put a big charging pad on my wall to radiate into all my shit

need wireless charging gear that i can spike

just make my whole apartment a wireless charging pad

please

*yeah but it quick doe*

there are wifi enabled hot water heaters now

"ye it be hot doe"

Why would you throw your phone or other Bluetooth devices which are easily breakable across the room

if jesus can make clay birds fly i should be able to charge my phone to 100% with the snap of my fingers

wait your phone breaks? tf?

idk man i just want a bowl

mats are gay

introducing the new apple Bowl

250$

wait no

350$

Also my roommates fucktard cat cant knock my shit out of a bowl

Turn my entire floor into a wireless charger and give me 5G brain cancer for life

5G life support

wifi enabled IV bag

zombie steve jobs gives kinote speech introducing apple Bowl technology