these house slippers are starting to stink

BAD

eggs are neat

it just takes time

but i feel bad and then i realise its gonna take more time and i still feel bad

its not funny when women do it

Eggs are so quick and easy wtf

@Cephei i just got out of a relationship with an art hoe, not worth

@bergur how many egg u eat a day

love egg

eat 32 egg a day never die

@Mellisco how crazy was she

To the point where any time she drank a small amount of alcohol she had a full mental breakdown and i had to take care of her like a child

that's hot

I like women that drink alcohol and can't deal with it

apparently some women don't know when enough alcohol is enough? (overheard at work)

they just keep drinking

Had meds she clearly needed to take regularly and wasnt. When we were together everything was normal but when we were apart (at work, hanging with other friends, etc) she would have a breakdown and call me crying hysterically saying "I can't do this Im a bad person"

More than 12 eggs a day is like really bad

i wish i had some hard boiled eggs to eat

We dated for like a month and a half btw

@Datguy explain

It was no bueno, may god have mercy on the poor bastard she's dating now

@Mellisco I don't know what real pussy looks smells or talks like

I will take anything

give me her number and boobie pics

@Datguy cholesterol is a zog meme

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1191862/

do u understand now?

I eat 18 eggs a day

pussy is literally not that good

Oh

Mad

gay

Well I remember my first time

I was disappointed I hyped it up so much

Yall ever used a fleshlight?

no

Shits pretty similar 👀

you are a homosexual

how cheap can I get one