Well I remember my first time

I was disappointed I hyped it up so much

Yall ever used a fleshlight?

no

Shits pretty similar 👀

you are a homosexual

how cheap can I get one

Idk

Mates got me it as a birthday present for a meme

But as months went by

I thought

Hmmmm

I might Aswell

Fleshlights are nice but you gotta warm them up

Also, art hoes are female coomers. Their dopamine receptors are burnt out from SSRI's and industrial strength vibrators so good luck making them cum

This bitch took like half an hour to cum with a Hitachi

why should i care about that

I'm tying my art hoe gf to a vibrating chair as we speak

Yall ever fucked a virgin ?

As a unintelligent guy

Who was tryna get my dick wet

That was maybe the most scared and aroused I’ve been at the same time ever

first gf was a virgin

I did in highschool

I was unaware of hymen’s and blood

eh, the blood didnt bother me

I was like

Oh god somethings broke

Lmfao

based af

do you like pancakes?

yeah man, everyone likes pancakes. what's your fucking problem?

@Mellisco YOU SON OF A BITCH

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FUCK

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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED