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nonce

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pedo

OY VEEEEY

IT HUITS

STOP, IT HUITS

that clever projection

damn my israeli bros that's cool go ahead and stop recieving massive injections of US monetary and military aid

no problem here

lmao yeah right

https://twitter.com/SodaMazing2/status/1211714593418088448?s=09

God I hate ups

UPS is so slow in my area

hell omr ups man

The all day delivery window is so ass

You’re telling me in the age of IoT and AI optimizations ups can’t even give me a somewhat accurate estimate of when my shit is getting delivered

It’s not like they don’t have all the data necessary to figure it out

My buddy got some shit off amazon and their delivery service was able to tell him how many blocks away the truck was

I can understand not wanting to give out driver locations for security reasons but they can absolutely work up estimates on delivery times if they wanted to

I guess it’s different when they can just drop ur package off but toy guns scare ppl so I gotta sign for everything

Wow in the age of the most advanced technology ever you still can't give me more accurate tracking details a d just throw a "will ship January 10th to 25th" date thank you ShitPS

FedEx and USPS delivery around my area at like 1pm max but UPS always does it best to delivery literally right after the all day window of 8pm

I had a 200$ monitor shipped at like 9:15pm just left at my door. No knock, signing (when it was supposed to be signed for) just dropped at my door

im still waiting on a package that shipped on the 31st through ups

for some reason they decided to hand the package off to usps, usps accepted the package manifest, but it hasnt arrived at their facility

has been "out for delivery by the end of the day" for like 3-4 days now

That’s retarded

I’d call

that package is gone

ime after 2 days of that the package is gone forever

ups and usps both are going to be in deep shit in a few years

current model unsustainable

not very cash money of them

they pay unionized drivers like $30/hr i guess

guess who is getting automated

enjoy your disproportionately high wages while you can. save every cent

yeah i did call usps

ima contact newegg about it monday if its still not there

They will refund/replace usually after only 2 days