Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 460097964359155713


2018-06-23 15:03:24 UTC  

Whot?

2018-06-23 15:03:27 UTC  

because the change doesn't matter

2018-06-23 15:03:28 UTC  

you mean the snokemobile?

2018-06-23 15:03:31 UTC  

it was sorta... cut in half?

2018-06-23 15:03:31 UTC  

if the change means nothing

2018-06-23 15:03:37 UTC  

or were we not watching the same movie?

2018-06-23 15:03:43 UTC  

yeah, but did it explode?

2018-06-23 15:03:45 UTC  

Rey can just snap her fingers and wipe out half of the First Order.

2018-06-23 15:03:48 UTC  

No but it's fucking chopped in half

2018-06-23 15:03:51 UTC  

because nothing has ever been repaired, ever

2018-06-23 15:03:56 UTC  

I doubt it's going much of anywhere fast

2018-06-23 15:04:05 UTC  

the *vast* majority of that ship is still functional, and not gone

2018-06-23 15:04:06 UTC  

Dude, the first order won this round, that was kinda the point too

2018-06-23 15:04:21 UTC  

They reduced the resistance to enough people to cram into the falcon

2018-06-23 15:04:22 UTC  

TLJ was just a shittier version of Empire change my mind

2018-06-23 15:04:43 UTC  

Empire followed a cookie cutter plot that has become one of the most over-troped twists of all time.

2018-06-23 15:04:44 UTC  

everything you're saying is completely meaningless

2018-06-23 15:04:54 UTC  

"so many people died!" and yet *nothing fucking changed*

2018-06-23 15:04:54 UTC  

We already saw Leia Poppins. Rey can now force-fly through space.

2018-06-23 15:04:55 UTC  

Fite me IRL

2018-06-23 15:05:02 UTC  

YES CAUSE

2018-06-23 15:05:03 UTC  

YANNOW

2018-06-23 15:05:08 UTC  

YOU CAN PULL THINGS WITH THE FORCE

2018-06-23 15:05:14 UTC  

and if there's no GRAVITY

2018-06-23 15:05:17 UTC  

you get pulled TOWARDS the thing

2018-06-23 15:05:20 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-06-23 15:05:25 UTC  

yes, but how did she survive the vacuum of space?

2018-06-23 15:05:29 UTC  

that's my biggest issue with that

2018-06-23 15:05:31 UTC  

she's human

2018-06-23 15:05:33 UTC  

she's untrained

2018-06-23 15:05:36 UTC  

A human can survive a few minutes in space

2018-06-23 15:05:41 UTC  

wrong

2018-06-23 15:05:43 UTC  

how do you know she wasn't trained in the thirty fucking years between

2018-06-23 15:05:51 UTC  

and she spent most of the rest of the movie in a coma

2018-06-23 15:05:54 UTC  

because the movie doesn't tell us mate

2018-06-23 15:06:05 UTC  

how do you know that she *was* trained in the thirty fucking years between

2018-06-23 15:06:09 UTC  

Does the movie have to tell Luke that he can force-pull his saber towards him?

2018-06-23 15:06:11 UTC  

If Newtonian physics applied, Luke would have been crushed by his ship's weight while lifting it.

2018-06-23 15:06:14 UTC  

He had zero training to do that!

2018-06-23 15:06:23 UTC  

How does he know that's a thing?

2018-06-23 15:06:24 UTC  

he doesn't!