luke didn't teach rey shit

fuck tlj nothing happens

Nothing happens?

yes

the resistence gets reduced to a handful of people, Snoke gets chopped in half, Kylo becomes supereme leader

Luke dies, Rey learns her parents were nobodies and she doesn't have to be someone special's kid to be special

the resistence and the first order are in the exact same position they were in at the beggining of the movie

Finn learns that there are peaople dealing weapons to boths ides

luke contributes nothing so his death doesn't matter

the exat position???

there's a total change of leadership@

finn has no character arc

a fuckload of people died on both sides!

yes, the exact postion

the first order is still impossibly massive

the resistance is still impossibly small

Rey can probably lift an entire planet with the Force by now.

leadership changes happen all the fucking time

But that's a change

you said nothing changes

the first order still has their huge fuck off star destroyer

nothing changes

Whot?

because the change doesn't matter

you mean the snokemobile?

it was sorta... cut in half?

if the change means nothing

or were we not watching the same movie?

yeah, but did it explode?

Rey can just snap her fingers and wipe out half of the First Order.

No but it's fucking chopped in half

because nothing has ever been repaired, ever

I doubt it's going much of anywhere fast

the *vast* majority of that ship is still functional, and not gone

Dude, the first order won this round, that was kinda the point too

They reduced the resistance to enough people to cram into the falcon

TLJ was just a shittier version of Empire change my mind

Empire followed a cookie cutter plot that has become one of the most over-troped twists of all time.

everything you're saying is completely meaningless

"so many people died!" and yet *nothing fucking changed*

We already saw Leia Poppins. Rey can now force-fly through space.