We split it

The wealth

True communism

sargon is an average guy with a loving wife and family

and then in moves creepy jim who is wanting sargoys affection

I'll take 99%

They are star crossed lovers

fuck that shit, I'll take most of it for myself

And you guys can have the rest equally.

nah

its for the best

everyone else can have what they need to *barely* survive

I'm still trying to wrap my head around how they were claiming his wife left him because of fucking internet drama

his wifes son

all Jims fans are npcs

they didn't claim his wife left him

honestly I would be depressed if my fans where like jims

they claimed his wife fulfills his fantasies about T-girls

otherwise known as traps

and she does it using a strap-on

metokur master of projection

@NocturnalQuill Or the "Sargons wife cucked him?" It's because they find it funny.

I know that a group of sjws a few years ago tried to get his wife to leave him

But that was ages ago

Nah they tried to claim that his wife straight up left him and that he spiraled into a cocaine addiction as a result

Jim should work at a movie theater

because he is a master of projection

What....

The Don lost his mind

nah, I saw a lot of claims about dopamine though

Became Scarface

Lul

well we are clearly sargons capo's

you think sargon is a youtuber


he is actually a drug lord

youtube is what he does to relax

Sargon is going to have a blimp declaring "The world is Mine."

clearly we're retards who defend sargon no matter what

well duh

you want to get kneecapped

because insulting the boss gets you kneecapped

Hmm, indeed

but what if we don't have knees @CommanderL ?<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Nah the blimp should say "I wouldn't even conquer you"