Message from @Banks=Gay

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2018-10-27 22:52:39 UTC  

you play gay girl games for babies

2018-10-27 22:52:45 UTC  

The Gamecube controller felt like a Fisher-Price toy

2018-10-27 22:52:47 UTC  

Yea. Gamcube is kinda the workhorse that didn't excell at anything and did its job, thus gets overlooked

2018-10-27 22:52:48 UTC  

Zelda is for your gf because she sucks at games

2018-10-27 22:53:15 UTC  

Zelda is a kids game and I admit to likeing it for nostagic reasons

2018-10-27 22:53:38 UTC  

My original GC controller I still use lol.

2018-10-27 22:53:49 UTC  

When I run shit in Dolphin.

2018-10-27 22:54:02 UTC  

Zelda puzzles are desinged to make you feel smart without actually being challenging

2018-10-27 22:54:11 UTC  

Yea. Its a kids game

2018-10-27 22:54:14 UTC  

It amazes me how many of those games look fucking gorgeous with an upres.

2018-10-27 22:54:16 UTC  

Exactly

2018-10-27 22:54:17 UTC  

except water temple which is just bad design

2018-10-27 22:54:35 UTC  

Water Temple is good, everyone is just retarded.

2018-10-27 22:54:55 UTC  

Depends on the game tbh. Some of them are the only genuinely challenging ones. TP for example

2018-10-27 22:54:55 UTC  

men only play zelda if theyre hipster soyboys

2018-10-27 22:54:57 UTC  

Most of the 3D Zelda dungeons are honestly bad.

2018-10-27 22:55:07 UTC  

Except for the ones in Ocarina and Majora.

2018-10-27 22:55:37 UTC  

Even then, the Desert Temple and the Shadow Temple are shit.

2018-10-27 22:55:54 UTC  

Ocarinia and majora had the worst 3d temples

2018-10-27 22:56:03 UTC  

Nigga wut?

2018-10-27 22:56:22 UTC  

TP and WW are the only ones with marginally good ones

2018-10-27 22:56:32 UTC  

the best Zelda game is Fable

2018-10-27 22:56:52 UTC  

Nigga, those are literally the most brainless ones except for Skyward Sword.

2018-10-27 22:57:00 UTC  

I could not finish that game.

2018-10-27 22:57:13 UTC  

i like the Escher level in TwiPi

2018-10-27 22:57:19 UTC  

Really. Your telling me that OOC and majora are masterpeices of the mind

2018-10-27 22:57:39 UTC  

Talk brainless about anothef series

2018-10-27 22:57:43 UTC  

Majora was just scrapped together from the failed second half of OOT

2018-10-27 22:57:51 UTC  

RIP 64DD

2018-10-27 22:58:02 UTC  

Yeah, I think that the Forest Temple, Water Temple, and the Fire Temple are all solid. So are all the Majora ones, especially Stone Tower Temple.

2018-10-27 22:58:48 UTC  

TP and WW at least had gimmicks that were beyond "shoot the thing to make it glow" occasionally and a supporting cast that wasnt entirely annoying

2018-10-27 22:59:05 UTC  

as for Majora, i like my games to look and sound like schizophrenic fever dreams, but not *play* like one

2018-10-27 22:59:24 UTC  

Nigga wut? TP literally just had Midna.

2018-10-27 22:59:33 UTC  

I like Midna

2018-10-27 22:59:36 UTC  

And don't get me wrong. Midna is great.

2018-10-27 22:59:44 UTC  

But she fucking carries the thing.

2018-10-27 22:59:47 UTC  

better than Navi

2018-10-27 22:59:55 UTC  

Everyone is better than Navi.

2018-10-27 22:59:57 UTC  

And the children. The children were pretty good. One of them has a fucking charicter arc

2018-10-27 23:00:01 UTC  

except you

2018-10-27 23:00:09 UTC  

A charicter arc. In a zelda game