Message from @Hyskoan

Discord ID: 506590125069697054


2018-10-29 22:05:44 UTC  

75

2018-10-29 22:05:46 UTC  

K that's louder ty

2018-10-29 22:06:00 UTC  

*whips out calculator and mumbles gibberish*

2018-10-29 22:06:06 UTC  

Anyone younger than 75 only gets to work in the mines and watch 75 year olds have sex.

2018-10-29 22:06:06 UTC  

*looks up*

2018-10-29 22:06:17 UTC  

Alright, my numbers crunch to about 2789

2018-10-29 22:06:21 UTC  

Is that ok for you?

2018-10-29 22:06:30 UTC  

Or would you like a second opinion?

2018-10-29 22:06:45 UTC  

I'd like a third opinion. Skip the second one.

2018-10-29 22:07:03 UTC  

*Confers with fellow panellists*

2018-10-29 22:07:07 UTC  

Yes sir that's fine

2018-10-29 22:07:19 UTC  

*Crunches numbers again*

2018-10-29 22:07:26 UTC  

Yeah the other guy was way off

2018-10-29 22:07:28 UTC  

I get to 7

2018-10-29 22:07:44 UTC  

Amos, is that you?

2018-10-29 22:07:51 UTC  

I had to factor in my tolerance for Islam levels tho

2018-10-29 22:07:54 UTC  

Who?

2018-10-29 22:07:59 UTC  

Amos Yeet.

2018-10-29 22:08:05 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-29 22:08:14 UTC  

He isn't actually a pedo advocate

2018-10-29 22:08:17 UTC  

You could say he's the Asian Messiah too.

2018-10-29 22:08:18 UTC  

He's a massive troll

2018-10-29 22:08:31 UTC  

You can tell by the fucking smirks

2018-10-29 22:08:49 UTC  

No, that's just asians when they have a vibrator up their ass while they think about little kids.

2018-10-29 22:09:25 UTC  

Sounds like my uncle Wong

2018-10-29 22:09:55 UTC  

Now you're just being racist. Not all asians are pedophiles. Most of them, sure. But #notall.

2018-10-29 22:10:06 UTC  

Sorry for my opression

2018-10-29 22:10:14 UTC  

I believe I'm owed 40 lashes

2018-10-29 22:10:25 UTC  

No, we just pay the fine in whisky here.

2018-10-29 22:10:27 UTC  

*Pls don't make it hard daddy*

2018-10-29 22:10:37 UTC  

You owe me 3 bottles of walker

2018-10-29 22:10:42 UTC  

Gotcha

2018-10-29 22:10:53 UTC  

*Comes back from tesco and slams door*

2018-10-29 22:11:00 UTC  

black label

2018-10-29 22:11:01 UTC  

Alright mate it was freezing

2018-10-29 22:11:07 UTC  

But I gotem

2018-10-29 22:11:20 UTC  

Thanks Amos.

2018-10-29 22:11:27 UTC  

I mean, random asian person.

2018-10-29 22:11:39 UTC  

Heil

2018-10-29 22:12:09 UTC  

Shh, not yet. First we need another 5 million muslims or I'll never break my previous record from 40-45.

2018-10-29 22:12:54 UTC  

*de-salutes*