Oh it gets better

God killed them cus they didnt believe in him

Duh

Imagine being so unfortunate that your last name is ham

Mr. Ham

Father Ham

President Ham

Rabbi Ham

Senator Ham

I'm actually writing a report on this reptile they supposedly have no proof for

Ooh. He could be a rock star. Call his band the Ham Jam

The earliest tetrapods. They were the first animals to evolve the ability to walk on land.

I like how in all the arguments against evolution they literally just lie

there are transitional fossils

shitloads of them

It's really a joy to read

Being someone who loves dinosaurs

"These dudes just say that it was Some reptiles or some shit and can you believe that? Like what?"

Oh my god

I found something

Thats what she said

That what he said to her

And on the subject of traps

HMMMMM

How did they I wonder

Checkmate gaytheists

Ark

Even as a Catholic I find this chuckle worthy

Survival evolved

They knew

Shit. You figured it out

All in God's plan <:Deus_Think:505447701589000192>

I remember watching "101 reasons why evolution is stupid" and I was totally ready to believe what he said

but he gave 1 reason

I'm pissing myself rn

and that 1 reason was that apparently his daughter asked some tour guide at a museum how carbon dating worked and he explained it poorly

Holy shit I had a bad morning but this turned it around