Lawl

The bible is metaphorical philosophy, change YOUR minds

>anabaptist

get the fuck outta here with that trash

At least we fucking took Christianity at its infancy and let them in

No fucking wonder you seemed like a jagoff

anabaptistism is the most accurate interpretation of the bible.

goddamn anabaptist lobotomites

Share everything. (OK, maybe not your toothbrush.)

Y'all say that

If it wasn’t for the sassanid there wouldn’t be these retarded Christian’s today

So you DO own property

EVERYONE says they're the most accurae

no we are allocated things but we share everything

***I'M*** the most accurate

It litterally says you dont share everything

Dude your larping needs work

So do you think the world is 6000 years old too?

Catholics are less retarded than you guys

and they got a leftist moron as pope right now

we have our personal possessions

but if someone needed them we'd give them

I mean, they'er still stuck as an authoritarian structure, but yeah less tarded

Without jews there would be no jesus. Without polythiestic jews there would be no monothiestic jews

Imagine the smell in their commune

after all if Jesus said if someone sued you for your shirt give them your coat too

Ergo yall are pagans like me

Catholics have pagan tradition, we don't

Bro without the Persians there would be no Abrahamic religions

When was jesus born?

Fuck even the "Let me sample other religion" unitarians aren't nearly as retarded as you dimple fucks

Acts 2 42-47 isn't similar to our church?

Acts 4 34-37?

@Dr.Anthrax the bible has MANY pagan stories adapted and infused

You dumb cuck

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Gentle now lol

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki oi

you didn't have to repeat yourself

christians are cucks by nature