im no more or less a furry than when i joined this server

i stopped being a furry like 3 years ago when i quit imvu

4 years ago actually

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srs

i just like the memes lol

and i still have furry friends

by the way i am far from the only furry on this server

im not even the third most degenerate

thats true, fireweaver is a furry

I sometimes worry about accidentally swiping right on my cousin.

I haven't spoken to her in like 5 years, yet she lives in town and I have no clue what she looks like

#justalabamathings

worse than that, Northern Albany

wretched hive of scum and villainy

I'm just like "Oh shit, skinny chick with the same name. Oh god, this is a gamble...."

maybe its that uncertainty that drives you to swipe right <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2 months and i still never got a match with anyone who was actually interested in me on tinder or okcupid <:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

I'm not normally the gambling type, but...

dating apps are gay

yes they are

yup

thats bad

im gonna work on my appearance and just hope i meet someone in the wild i guess

maybe pierce my ear to make it obvious

>in the wild
>im not furry anymore

boy, dating sure is a uh, a jungle, right boys?

you cant possibly be implying that only furries use the expression "in the wild?"

i can so

hot take my good friend

i dont even have a fursona lol

so de facto im not really a furry

yes you do

no

ok what is it?

furry pinochet

no lol that was a joke

no that was you, the you i remember

thats nick wilde from zootopia

thats not my character

its exactly who i think of when i imagine you in person

for the record my sona was a grey mouse