Nuance is for faggots
Change my mind you pussies

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never forget that trump is the first openly pro-lgbt president

LGB, not T

that sounds fake but it is 100% true

trumps platform makes no mention of changing the supreme court gay marriage decision

2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 terms

marriage is a sacred pizzact between 1 nigga and 1 bitch

the mike pence zapping gays thing is also completely untrue mike pence never actually advocated for any of that especially not during the vp campaign

Marriage is a glorified baby-making contract, change my mind

ive never seen any facts between the fence meme, only the meme

@Fitzydog make daddy warbucks more soldiers <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

marriage is whatever the people getting married want it to be because nobody has any good reason why they should have power over other peoples personal lives

marriage is a great way to fuck up your finances

oi'll still take me a woif one day

Move all of your finances and retirement plan to an LLC, that pays you as an employee

LLCs are for fuck boys

if marriage means missionary for procreation at night in bed with the lights off under the covers with your clothes still on and the kids 50 miles upstate with prayer both before and after, you do you mr. 2.5 nuclear children, but im gonna marry a guy someday and theres fuck-all anyone is gonna do to stop me

Nah, I'm not into boring sex

But the 2.5 kids I can do with, sure

marriage means free anal on all national holidays

yes please

(Get that notarized...)

write that in to law

again, 1 nigga

1 bitch

im the bitch then

wheres my nigga

gay

ye

If there were no federal benefits to marriage, why would gays get married?

out of spite

lol

hospital shit

@M4Gunner Yeah, isn't that gov't shit?

and yeah what bakeo said

because its easier for tax reasons and its easier to adopt a kid

i mean like access to your spouse in intensive care

that too