marriage means free anal on all national holidays

yes please

(Get that notarized...)

write that in to law

again, 1 nigga

1 bitch

im the bitch then

wheres my nigga

gay

ye

If there were no federal benefits to marriage, why would gays get married?

out of spite

lol

hospital shit

@M4Gunner Yeah, isn't that gov't shit?

and yeah what bakeo said

because its easier for tax reasons and its easier to adopt a kid

i mean like access to your spouse in intensive care

that too

gay pride

So.... other than gov't benefits like that?

gay pride is stupid

why would i be proud of being gay? i didnt choose to be gay, thats like being proud of being left handed.

well thats a point of contention i mean here, if youre an emergency contact im pretty sure youll get access

i take pride in my accomplishments not immutable physical characteristics

"I didnt't choose to be gay, just furry"

yes unironically

why is that difficult to understand?

the furry shit was a phase

like marilyn manson?

emo?

no idea what you mean

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yea like emo but even gayer

I was never emo thank god

lol me either

I was a tech punk lol

once an emo, always

you see that dubstep faggot? secret emo from 2002

i have a bi ex-emo friend, he was my high school crush actually