Message from @Fitzydog

Discord ID: 514666250920656907


2018-11-21 04:53:09 UTC  

But I want to play the new 3DS games, that’s my dilemma, lol

2018-11-21 04:53:09 UTC  

Or a GBA up to you

2018-11-21 04:53:23 UTC  

Why not both?

2018-11-21 04:54:17 UTC  

Because I’m both a college student and a finance major. I don’t have much money to spend in the first place, and if I did, I’d punch myself in the face for not investing it, lol. That’s why I want to get just one.

2018-11-21 04:54:59 UTC  

I think I’ll go with the DS Lite, fuck it

2018-11-21 04:55:02 UTC  

But how are you a finance major if you don't got money

2018-11-21 04:55:12 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-11-21 04:55:25 UTC  

Because...I spent my money to become a finance major by paying my college tuition?

2018-11-21 04:55:32 UTC  

Obviously he hasn't graduated yet

2018-11-21 04:56:06 UTC  

Definitely not. 18 and a freshman finishing my first semester.

2018-11-21 04:56:34 UTC  

He gets his money making skills halfway through year 3

2018-11-21 04:57:08 UTC  

Saving and budgeting are year 4

2018-11-21 04:57:31 UTC  

Yeah, the upper-division courses teach me more about investing, which is what I want to do with my life. Professionally as an investment banker, and personally with my own funds.

2018-11-21 04:57:59 UTC  

But right now I’m busy taking fucking GE courses

2018-11-21 04:58:09 UTC  

1/3 of damn degree is GE/electives

2018-11-21 04:58:21 UTC  

Spend your free time day trading lol

2018-11-21 04:58:36 UTC  

Because a fucking finance major needs to spend $10K more to study theatre and dance

2018-11-21 04:58:49 UTC  

Because that’s the logic of mandatory GE courses

2018-11-21 04:59:43 UTC  

I do day-trade (only 3 times a week due to FINRA regulations about becoming a pattern day trader). I don’t make too much, but it pays for food and gas.

2018-11-21 04:59:56 UTC  

*Nice...*

2018-11-21 05:00:39 UTC  

Actually made $100 today off of QQQ puts. I do options, if you’re also into investing/trading and know about that.

2018-11-21 05:01:13 UTC  

Not really. Just long term stuff.

Set it and forget it lol

2018-11-21 05:01:31 UTC  

Index funds, then? Or single stocks?

2018-11-21 05:02:04 UTC  

yeah, index funds, ETFs

2018-11-21 05:02:31 UTC  

I made some money off GE before they fucked themselves lol

2018-11-21 05:03:05 UTC  

Remember the 17th amendment is statist whoreshit

2018-11-21 05:03:28 UTC  

The whole damn Fed is statist horseshit!

2018-11-21 05:03:55 UTC  

You guys are just being irrational

2018-11-21 05:04:04 UTC  

Who else is gonna devalue your currency?

2018-11-21 05:04:09 UTC  

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2018-11-21 05:04:55 UTC  

Yeah, fuck the Fed, amirite? *laughs nervously in monetarist*

2018-11-21 05:05:01 UTC  

The only devaluation I'm interested in is the long term wear on gold coins as they're traded around

2018-11-21 05:05:30 UTC  

@Fitzydog stock up on silver

2018-11-21 05:06:14 UTC  

If shit gets to the point where you think we'll need gold/silver, it's too late and you probably should have been stocking up on ammo

2018-11-21 05:07:21 UTC  

You need silver for the interdimensional pedophilic vampires

2018-11-21 05:07:35 UTC  

<:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

2018-11-21 05:07:51 UTC  

So guys I work out what the odds are of me being cursed with being a gay left-handed ginger and it turns out it's a 3 in 20,000 chance.

2018-11-21 05:08:22 UTC  

huh

2018-11-21 05:08:33 UTC  

Lolwut m8

2018-11-21 05:08:51 UTC  

Raspberry Pi kinda sucks tbh