Message from @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe

Discord ID: 387323969696694282


2017-12-04 18:57:02 UTC  

He'll yeah borther

2017-12-04 19:10:13 UTC  

Why is this song so damn good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dqREbFER7Q

2017-12-04 19:10:19 UTC  

I can't stop listening.

2017-12-04 19:22:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387322850647998464/Screenshot_20171204-124351.png

2017-12-04 19:22:49 UTC  

I am so fucking angry

2017-12-04 19:23:16 UTC  

Yeah someone fucking wasted noodles

2017-12-04 19:23:16 UTC  

(((ROLL AROUND IN THIS SPAGHETTI SHIKSA ITS EMPOWERING)))

2017-12-04 19:23:29 UTC  

How about a net gun which shoots burkas

2017-12-04 19:23:32 UTC  

I'm pissed

2017-12-04 19:24:21 UTC  

We could modify those T-shirt guns they use at stadiums

2017-12-04 19:25:22 UTC  

@Hadrian Better yet, get a ZSU-23 and replace the HEI-T shells with BURQA shells.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387323515344388099/1200px-ZSU-23-4_Shilka_01.png

2017-12-04 19:25:31 UTC  

It would fire 3400 BPM (Burkas per minute)

2017-12-04 19:25:45 UTC  

That would cut into our TWP-branded APC fund though

2017-12-04 19:25:55 UTC  

You can use it as an APC still

2017-12-04 19:26:05 UTC  

The Shilka still has enough armor to stop rifle-caliber bullets

2017-12-04 19:26:33 UTC  

You know, Caerulus Rex wanted to use NPI money to get a BTR but Richard said no 😦

2017-12-04 19:26:40 UTC  

what a fag

2017-12-04 19:26:47 UTC  

True, but much lower gas mileage and tank treads are not street legal in most places

2017-12-04 19:26:57 UTC  

@Hadrian >caring about legality

2017-12-04 19:26:59 UTC  

read SIEGE

2017-12-04 19:27:10 UTC  

But no, you're right.

2017-12-04 19:27:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387323974599704586/image.jpg

2017-12-04 19:27:22 UTC  

@Hadrian The BTR has tires at least

2017-12-04 19:27:26 UTC  

So that could work

2017-12-04 19:27:33 UTC  

That's why Trump's inaugurATION COULDN'T HAVE A MILITARY PARADE LIKE HE WANTED

2017-12-04 19:27:39 UTC  

ack caps lock

2017-12-04 19:27:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387324106455908352/BTR-60PB_8x8_wheeled_armoured_vehicle_personnel_carrier_Russia_Russian_army_defence_industry_militar.png

2017-12-04 19:27:48 UTC  

we can drive this to UTR 4.0

2017-12-04 19:27:49 UTC  

hmmm

2017-12-04 19:27:53 UTC  

This is a ghostburkhagun. It is capable of firing 9000 burkas per minute.

2017-12-04 19:28:08 UTC  

post it @d.d.mcree

2017-12-04 19:28:15 UTC  

Just did

2017-12-04 19:28:34 UTC  

nigger there's no way a single-barrel firearm could exceed 1200RPM or so at that size

2017-12-04 19:28:39 UTC  

I know we can't do that yet because we're being sued for allegedly being a paramilitary organization, but TWP rolling up to Cville in a black APC would win the optics war permanently

2017-12-04 19:28:44 UTC  

You'd need a rotary cannon or gatling gun

2017-12-04 19:28:50 UTC  

See the shoulder thing that goes up? Very dangerous

2017-12-04 19:28:53 UTC  

@Hadrian Anticom hasn't been sued yet; we can do it

2017-12-04 19:29:00 UTC  

We're actually looking at a BDRM for 6K

2017-12-04 19:29:11 UTC  

I thought Anticom was getting Cessnas

2017-12-04 19:29:16 UTC  

@Hadrian that was a joke