I'm sorry guys

I was just upset

You called me a tankie

His mom just died

I don't even own a tank

From my aids

@MountainMan gaylol

chill tfo on the spam

Stop being jackasses @Koba @JohnStrasser

Sorry massa

Pls no lashes

Say what you bitch lazagna!? I am you know the graduating top of class in Navy Submarine School, I am been involvement in numerous accidental and intentional fire disaster, and I over 300 confirmed kill of my own sailor. I am train in gorilla warfare and I am top sniper in entire India armed forces. You are nothing but Paki terrorist. I wipe you the fuck out like poo on my left hand, mark my fuck bitch word cunt. You cannot get away with say that shit to me over Internet! Think again, fucking. As we speak over AOL tech support line I am contacts my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is be traced right now, which is installed in your hardware, not in your software. What are you wanting go online what is your method of going online. You're fucking dead kids. My gods can be anywhere, anytime, and they can kill you in over seven hundred way, and that just the avatars of Vishnu alone. Not only I extensively train in unarm combat, but I access entire arsenal of Pornhub and I will used it to full extent to wipe you miserobol peniis off the face of the holy Earth, you pasta bitch served. If only you known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about bring down on you, maybe you would have AOL 9.0 (up to five times faster). But you dont, you dan't, and now you are paying price. I will shit fury all over field, street, and sidewalk. You fucking dead, bitch

I'll pick mo cotton fassa massa

now get back in the cornfields <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554> 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽

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epic gamer moment @M4Gunner

@Fitzydog

Come on, that was a good post

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whassup @MountainMan

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected in this goddamn Village. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Haku or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the baby-brains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn group and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11. But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious in this group, goddamn.

he didnt listen

can you not

Let's talk about your feelings

i'm pretty sure smurf is going to get zapped if he keeps saying tnh

that

How did that make you *feel*

no

im just like

giving them a quick way out

@M4Gunner Just turnt off my computer. Going to sleep soon.

PLEASE LET ME POST PICS DADDY

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@Den Röda Smurfen i'm pretty sure telling them not to ping jdm works ass well

@JohnStrasser BEGONE NEWFAG

Don't ping jdm

@AlephKnoll no u

@JohnStrasser how about

you post someting interestin

in b4 xp caps

Booked an escort off Kensington high Street last night. Told agency I wanted a levels for extra, make sure she's ready.

Show up, I had booked a 23 year blonde Russian, it's a 31 year old (being generous) more Romanian / gypsy looking darker-and-fatter-than-pictures whore. Quite a common occurrence in London punting. "Hi baby" my dick went soft as the gypsy opened her mouth and exposed a couple rotten teeth, who knows what other bumps were visible in her mouth.

At this point, it's 50/50 whether I bail, but I had a few points so I kept going. The only way I could get hard is if I know I can bareback her, seeing as she sounds/looks/acts Romanian this shouldn't be a problem...

Negotiate bareback for an extra 100 quid, the thought of fucking her raw was enough to get erect again. She started sucking my cock bare, was a bit worried as I could swear she had a wart or something on her lip, so told her to stop.

Turned her around, asked her for the lube, and inserted it inside her asshole. The thing about Romanian gypsies is they do have incredibly tight bodies and arses.

Fuck her for a bit, can't really go all the way in as she protests, but as I'm close to cumming I shove it all the way I possibly can and she's screaming "nu mai !! Dumnezay oo lay". Feels like ecstasy as I nut deep insider her.

Problem is, I pull out, and the entire head of my still erect cock is covered, literally covered, in a small layer of shit.

I'm not circumsized so it got right under the skin too, pieces of it everywhere. Some dried blood at the very tip of my cock and then I notice a couple other small blood spots. FML.

On my way to Canary wharf this morning I swore to never book another escort again after a drunken Xmas party night