Message from @EnderOctanus

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2019-03-06 23:30:20 UTC  

kirby is an amoeba

2019-03-06 23:47:41 UTC  

Kirby is gay. Canon.

2019-03-06 23:49:22 UTC  

Really?

2019-03-06 23:49:23 UTC  

Huh

2019-03-06 23:49:24 UTC  

Well

2019-03-06 23:50:19 UTC  

squid kid is a trap and that's a good thing

2019-03-06 23:50:28 UTC  

One time I was playing smash with a bunch of guys and I said I never really played Kirby because he seemed kinda gay when I was a kid and next thing I knew I was getting my ass kicked by a bunch of Kirby’s

2019-03-06 23:54:46 UTC  

Yeah man. Kirby's Adventure. They have a whole scene where he and Dedede make out.

2019-03-06 23:55:04 UTC  

Very progressive for the NES.

2019-03-07 00:00:32 UTC  

@Ondsinet School? I graduated over a year ago

2019-03-07 00:03:03 UTC  

@GameCrumb but that's assuming kirby is male

2019-03-07 00:08:01 UTC  

Kirby is. Factually.

2019-03-07 00:09:30 UTC  

They use 'he' in every single translated piece of media. They dont seem to say one way or the other in Japan though.

2019-03-07 00:10:00 UTC  

The makeout scene does make it a bit questionable though...

2019-03-07 00:11:32 UTC  

>when it's been a week and you're back on your own computer

2019-03-07 00:11:39 UTC  

Oh lawdy is it good to be home.

2019-03-07 00:33:51 UTC  

@Ondsinet The Belmonts are ultra Catholic vampire slayers lul

2019-03-07 00:34:20 UTC  

They would probably kill anyone with a cross dagger if they said they're gay.

2019-03-07 00:35:04 UTC  

Castlevania is a wholesome game

2019-03-07 00:35:23 UTC  

Charlotte is bae

2019-03-07 00:35:57 UTC  

If you disagree you're wrong

2019-03-07 00:36:29 UTC  

Alura Une is bae

2019-03-07 00:37:00 UTC  

Excomunicated. GTFO.

2019-03-07 00:37:25 UTC  

yeah yeah ik

2019-03-07 00:37:27 UTC  

she a thot

2019-03-07 00:41:46 UTC  

Um

2019-03-07 00:41:56 UTC  

Its a plant.

2019-03-07 00:42:09 UTC  

That rapes women.

2019-03-07 00:42:21 UTC  

Not a she lol

2019-03-07 00:44:51 UTC  

Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,
Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue
A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all the parts of Italy;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;

2019-03-07 00:45:12 UTC  

Shakespeare's Julius Caeser

2019-03-07 00:47:17 UTC  

Brutal

2019-03-07 00:49:20 UTC  

The beauty of brutality

2019-03-07 00:54:31 UTC  

I just got a text asking if I'm "in for Bernie"

2019-03-07 00:55:30 UTC  

How should I respond to this text message?

2019-03-07 00:56:16 UTC  

tell them to fuck off

2019-03-07 00:56:41 UTC  

I need to be more creative than that

2019-03-07 00:57:57 UTC  

Ask where you can donate to his corporate slush fund

2019-03-07 00:58:03 UTC  

sometimes you gotta enjoy the simple things in life

2019-03-07 01:04:24 UTC  

I answered "America will never be a socialist nation"