Message from @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe

Discord ID: 408657746993479682


2018-02-01 16:17:37 UTC  

@Fevs me too bro

2018-02-01 16:17:37 UTC  

we're meant to be married at like 16

2018-02-01 16:17:42 UTC  

I've been lifting 7 hours a week

2018-02-01 16:17:45 UTC  

So that's contributing too

2018-02-01 16:17:47 UTC  

you have to take zinc while you do it for extra pain

2018-02-01 16:17:54 UTC  

What do you mean a hernia

2018-02-01 16:17:54 UTC  

So I should marry a 16 year old instead of doing nofap

2018-02-01 16:17:55 UTC  

you must fight the pain

2018-02-01 16:18:07 UTC  

do it for Hitler

2018-02-01 16:18:40 UTC  

What do you think puberty is for, biologically? it's the time we're meant to start mating

2018-02-01 16:18:43 UTC  

and mating is meant for marriage

2018-02-01 16:18:50 UTC  

not promiscuity or fapping

2018-02-01 16:19:12 UTC  

so it seems logical to me that marrying young is how it's supposed to be: it *was* that way for thousands of years

2018-02-01 16:19:19 UTC  

Just don’t whack it everyday. Moderation. Haha

2018-02-01 16:19:22 UTC  

that's how i intend to raise my children

2018-02-01 16:19:23 UTC  

No fap does not give you a hernia lol

2018-02-01 16:19:36 UTC  

@Tarnfurt Mating? Nigga I can't afford one of them new dolls are you kidding

2018-02-01 16:19:39 UTC  

fuking A, I walk away from discord for 10 minutes and thsi is what I see

2018-02-01 16:19:43 UTC  

You pulled something doofus

2018-02-01 16:19:54 UTC  

@MACrusader Actually he didn't, that's the whole point

2018-02-01 16:19:59 UTC  

I mean the hernia disappeared after jerking off

2018-02-01 16:20:00 UTC  

@Fevs Sad!

2018-02-01 16:20:05 UTC  

Lulz

2018-02-01 16:20:12 UTC  

fap yourself silly, unless your @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe in that case you might wanna read a book on how to fap

2018-02-01 16:20:18 UTC  

lmao

2018-02-01 16:20:19 UTC  

Then you dont have a hernia

2018-02-01 16:20:19 UTC  

But it was a huge lump on my scrotum which was quite painful

2018-02-01 16:20:25 UTC  

fapping's kinda gay tho

2018-02-01 16:20:35 UTC  

Maybe you're just REALLY confused and that lump WAS your scrotum

2018-02-01 16:20:38 UTC  

I mean testicle-sized lump

2018-02-01 16:20:40 UTC  

LOL

2018-02-01 16:20:48 UTC  

Like it looked like a third ball

2018-02-01 16:20:50 UTC  

so you had a ball on your ball

2018-02-01 16:20:54 UTC  

yes

2018-02-01 16:21:06 UTC  

Sounds slavic enough. Maybe see a veterinarian if you're concerned about it

2018-02-01 16:21:07 UTC  

Maybe you're just so high T your body had to develop a new testicle

2018-02-01 16:21:25 UTC  

Thats not a hernia dumbo , you need to have surgery to fix a hernia

2018-02-01 16:21:31 UTC  

wtf is it then

2018-02-01 16:21:38 UTC  

have you googled this

2018-02-01 16:21:40 UTC  

Probably just a testicle

2018-02-01 16:21:41 UTC  

yes