I want a wife that tries stabbing me and I grab her arm and make sweet love a real death or baby making scenario

Kek

al you are bruh moment

Yes

The eternal bruh

al will like the stabbing

its a positive outcome

and so is life in albania

No I'm good at catching arms

I'll be safe

Women aint worth it pal

Volcel gang

My grandmother once tried to stab my grandfather and cut her right thumb off

im going to change als name to eternal bruh moment

EuropaBruhReport

EurobruhReport

It'll be like gone with the wind when scarlet tells him she hates him strikes him and he slaps her takes her upstairs and fks her so good she loves him

This is the dream

I want a scarlet

Moroccan moment

passion is of the devil

Eurobruhport

Crazy annoying woman that I will win over

That's how you end up with a divorce

Normies just aren't cutting it for me tbh

I like this girl in college

But she's normie asf

Boring

make her not normie

ez

I want life or death crazy and crazy kids

Women are boring or crazy

Get used to it

It's weird how people romanticise mental instability in the present

Too many Jewish films

I don't see the fun in getting plates thrown at your head

i had crazy, its not fun

tfw jamal has a wife yeeting out 20 children due to triplets and twins

is ali gorythm talking about stabbing people again?

bruh

bruh