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@Rody Le Cid Mathew, Mark, Luke and John

most of Jesus' ancestors were products of single sexual union pregnancies

some of them added stuff later on

ah, ok

so the first one basically just says Jesus was an average dude

the other ones kept adding stuff to it

The only girls I’ve met with personalities I’ve liked are asian

so Jesus was born of a virgin

I haven't really met many asian girls, there aren't a lot around here

then later Jesus did some thing or other

White girls are usually so fucking full of themselves

then the next one something happened to Jesus when he was going to die etc etc

Most of the girls who had crushes on me were asian unfortunately

basically just adding to the myth of a guy that was either not real

guys!
you have to learn how to read Japanese...
and what better way than by watching Death Note?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGwK4Gt79OM

or based on some other less important guy

Nice

well a lot of these literal events of jesus are actually symbolic. like jesus walking on water is symbolic for ruling over the gentiles, the sea is a metaphor for gentiles in the OT apocalyptic language

I love death note

yes that is the problem with Jesus

the OT prophecy is literal

I like Asian girl personality. It's their faces that are the problem.

and Christians say, well Jesus did it metaphorically

the Messiah is LITERALLY

a King of Judah

who will defeat Assyria and rebuild the temple

not a desert wanderer who claims to be God

Average white girl faces are better than 90% of Asian girls.

I have one cousin who has like 8 kids from three guys, and her sister is thirty and as far as I know a virgin, unmarried, only one boyfriend that I can remember

well no a messiah doesn't have to be a king of judah, all of the maccabean high priests were messiahs. messiah just means annointed with oil

but she has a great personality

they were Messiahs

but not the prophecied Messiah

also she can do horse archery

which is specifically meant to defeat Assyria and restore the Jewish kingdom

@TheUserNameofPeace she has a 4 face. Most white girls have a better face than that.

yes the judas maccabees was the prophesied messiah of daniel that conquers antiochus IV and restores israel

@Trommm better than 4

Not structurally.